2009-04-13

Get It Billy Ray Cyrus.

You are a genius Billy Ray Cyrus. When your wife gave birth to Miley Cyrus you were plotting. "This thing will be the biggest star". And sadly, you are right. You are a genius. You exploit your dollar and in return get back millions. "Hannah Montana the Movie" is #1 at the box office. Wow. Who said a one hit wonder from the 80's can't hit the big time?

In other news I just watched "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" for the first time. It was unbearably painful. Who in this world thought it would be a good idea to give the guy who laughs at his own jokes his very own late night television show?! I just wanted to step in for him. Not only was his crowd forced to laugh, but he even made fun of his incompetence...not one...not two...but a couple dozen times. What happened to Conan? Why must he go to Los Angeles. Bring him back. Now. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?! I must make it in this business so I can do some cleaning up...or something. Sucker punch Miley Cyrus.

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